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Darth Yhwh
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A concerted effort during a watchtower study?
by mkr32208 inwas thinking about this today!
what we need to come up with is something like crazies 586/7 list from watchtower sources showing the kings list.
then next time they have a prophecy watchtower study we could all go to different halls where no one would know us and have a prepared answer typed up with watchtowerese language something like;.
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What's Your Pet Peeve At The Meetings?
by Golf inovertime, overtime!
the thing that was a kill-joy for me was going overtime, just ask my wife and kids.
my entire day would be ruined.
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Darth Yhwh
Common people. I can sum up the most annoying thing at every KH across the globe in two words:
KINGDOM MELODIES
That and I'll agree with ellderwho regarding the fake smiles and empty hand shakes.
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A concerted effort during a watchtower study?
by mkr32208 inwas thinking about this today!
what we need to come up with is something like crazies 586/7 list from watchtower sources showing the kings list.
then next time they have a prophecy watchtower study we could all go to different halls where no one would know us and have a prepared answer typed up with watchtowerese language something like;.
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Darth Yhwh
I agree with atypical. I sat at a countless number of meetings just devouring what ever garbage they decided to pass off as "spiritual food" with out ever questioning a thing. After all the WTBS is God's mouthpiece on earth, why would I even have to question? Far too many JW's have this mind set. They accept whatever the WTBS publishes in those rags as gospel, as if it were uttered by God himself.
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Darth Yhwh
WLG, hang in there. I too am sorry to hear this sad news.
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WHAT'S NEW? DOORSTEP BIBLE STUDIES!
by stillAwitness inso i'm in service this morning and the young sister i was working with had what they call now a "doorstep bible study" .
its been encouraged by the fds that if one has a regular return visit with an interested one that one can hold a bible study by having them read one or two paragraphs out of the require brochure and ask the questions right at their doorstep.. i've never actually seen it done and boy let me tell you it was the most awkard, ridiculous thing i have ever seen!
the poor sister (who was nothing older thatn 15) is standing at the door having this grown woman read a paragraph out of the require brochure, and after having her ansewring the question and read a scripture she then then tells her she'll see her next week!
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Darth Yhwh
This gives a whole new meaning to padding your service hours. Geeezzz!
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Rename That Magazine!
by RichieRich inattention apostates!
i'm sick, and i'm bored!!!
that means fun for all of us!.
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My "un"association letter
by AuldSoul in.
the name was suggested by someone who posts here, since it is not really a disassociation letter.
here, for your criticism pleasure, is my "un"association letter..
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Darth Yhwh
I enjoyed your letter very much. Thanks for sharing it.
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PHOTOS - Does the WTS change them?
by hamsterbait inin line with ritchie rich's thread where abad points out that the wts has an ongoing editing policy for the littermanure.. they have heavily edited the bound volumes as opposed to the original ragazines.
they even got rid of kingdumb melodies from the song book, because their composer turned away.
ditto the aid book.. has anyone noticed if they remove people from old photos who are no longer approved?
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Darth Yhwh
I used to think it was some hottie JW from around New York City or something.
Dan the man, thats exactly what I thought. Bottom line is the WBTS will and does change anything they deem necessary.
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Anybody on a diet?
by MsMcDucket ini'm on a diet and so far i've been hanging in there.
i have a minimal goal weight and a maximum goal weight.
if you are on a diet, what do you do to keep yourself motivated to staying on the diet.
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Darth Yhwh
Yeah, I too am watching my girlish figure!
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Campaign to destroy "lol"
by ballistic ini'm not sure where this idea came from, but apparently it's been discovered that hardly anyone is actually "laughing out loud" when using the term "lol".
lol if they really are laughing out loud, there is something wrong with them (they could be retarded or have a bad sense of humor lol).
please show your support for my new cause in which i attempt to bannish the term lol from the english language.
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Darth Yhwh
How about KWIM?